So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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