we're chasing vodka with high fives
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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