Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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