So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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