Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Don't make out with my wife yet
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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