We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I had to cum in my sink.
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