the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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