I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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