You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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