question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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