the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
