yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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