DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
