Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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