I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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