try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
