i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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