Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
This baby is an asshole
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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