Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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