I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
