Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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