drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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