he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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