if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I skipped work to stalk him.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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