So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
