it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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