how can u be prego again
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
