i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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