in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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