so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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