I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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