i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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