Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I will die if light touches me.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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