this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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