hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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