found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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