Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
