Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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