CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
