I just cut my nipple shaving
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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