Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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