Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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