Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
bring money and cleavage
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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