I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
