i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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