The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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