: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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