sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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