'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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