NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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